致幻貓
[spacer=7]全力以赴幾乎都會有好的結果。(無誤)
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[spacer=7]女神的反差是刻意的笑點。(笑)
[spacer=7]又饒舌又低程度的抱怨。(?)
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[spacer=7]85度角很完美。(?)
至於歌詞,全部都是六便士之歌
Sing a song of sixpence.
A pocket full of rye;
Four and twenty blackbirds,
Baked in a pie.
When the pie was opened,
The birds began to sing;
Was not that a dainty dish,
To set before the king ?
The king was in his counting-house,
Counting out his money;
The queen was in the parlour,
Eating bread and honey.
The maid was in the garden,
Hanging out the clothes,
There came a little blackbird,
And snapped off her nose.
[spacer=7]會有考古題是理所當然的,
[spacer=7]因為那是九章算經第十章海島算經的壓軸題
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[spacer=7]多謝幻貓的讚美,那麼……(點數人數)
[spacer=7](用七疊木天蓼把幻貓圍起來)(放火焚燒)(?)
致好喝的茶
[spacer=7]幸災樂禍據說是本能。(?)
[spacer=7]人面獅身的考驗絕妙吧?(笑)
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[spacer=7]我本來就是狐鬼。(得意貌)(?)
致虎兒
[spacer=7]其實還有其他篇。(無誤)
[spacer=7]有機會不妨找來看看?(笑)
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[spacer=7]偶爾我也是會散播歡樂的。(?)
致野狼1991
[spacer=7]稀客?歡迎!(笑)
[spacer=7]有爆笑就是好事。(無誤)
[spacer=7]亦莊亦諧也是君子致力的妙境。(點頭)(?)
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[spacer=7]果然會有人真的跟著去唸。(執手)
[spacer=7]這一段寫的時候唸了好幾種排法,
[spacer=7]結果變成這種饒舌、充滿喜感的句子。(笑)
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[spacer=7]暴殄天物的吃法最適合零美感設計師。(笑)
[spacer=7]死法之偉大在於可以讓人免於羞恥、充滿無限希望?(?)
[spacer=7]下地獄當然比上天堂輕鬆。(刻意點頭)
[spacer=7]難道下樓會比上樓累嗎?(笑)
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[spacer=7]設計師的名字貌似高貴也是笑點。(?)
[spacer=7]恭喜野狼又被擺了一道。(?)
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[spacer=7]85度的樓梯充滿了設(ㄩㄢˊ)計(ㄗㄨㄛˋ)師(ㄓㄜˇ)的用(ㄒㄧㄣ)心(ㄐㄧ),
[spacer=7]所以好笑是必然的(?)。
[spacer=7]聽野狼這麼一說,我突然開始在想,
[spacer=7]要是在前面大力描摹攀爬之痛苦,說不定會騙到更多人。(?)
[spacer=7]不過也可能讓人提早想到摔下去的可能……(思索)
[spacer=7]多國語言是人(ㄏㄨㄞˋ)面(ㄒㄧㄣ)獅(ㄗㄨㄛˋ)身(ㄓㄜˇ)的心機,
[spacer=7]其實就是先想到這個點子才發展出這篇文的。(笑)
[spacer=7]說是刻意安排的高潮也不為過啊。(得意貌)(?)
[spacer=7]難度提高的題目不但是三角,還是國文,連標點都還原成漢代的本貌也是重點,(?)
[spacer=7]要能回答,不是用背的,就是兼通兩方面的高手吧?(思)
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[spacer=7]最後一句是用來收尾的,
[spacer=7]據說讓歡樂故事繼續歡樂的秘訣就是;沒完沒了。(?)
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作者:
野狼1991
只能說看主角痛苦但我好快樂
而且梗都埋的好好玩喔XD"
[spacer=7]所以就一起來感謝主角的犧牲奉獻吧?(敲鐘)(?)
致kl122002
[spacer=7]翻看二三次嗎?那笑了幾次?(笑)
[spacer=7]85度角樓梯充滿了理性的不合理啊……
[spacer=7]所以很美。(?)
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[spacer=7]kl122002果然厲害,似乎只有你注意到這兩條線索呢?(笑)
[spacer=7]另外那不是俄文,是馬其頓文。
致星空小克
[spacer=7]是很難得。(點頭)
[spacer=7](把小克變成果汁)(?)
致狼人渥克斯
[spacer=7]其實也沒有轉型(無誤)
[spacer=7]鬼的變化要是不多就不是鬼了(?)
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[spacer=7]樓梯部份顯然是設計者也很喜歡的部份(?)
[spacer=7]至於後續……大概沒有(?)(笑)