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場外看到一首很有梗的歌(爆

I'm still a guy - Brad Paisley

歌詞

When you see a deer you see Bambi
當你看到一頭鹿你看到小鹿斑比
And I see antlers up on the wall
而我看到牆上的鹿角
When you see a lake you think picnics
當你看到一個湖你想到野餐
And I see a large mouth up under that log
而我則看到那木頭下的大嘴(暗指鱷魚)
You're probably thinking that you're gonna change me
你可能覺得你有辦法改變我
In some ways well maybe you might
在某方面你有可能成功
Scrub me down, dress me up aww but no matter what
將我刷乾淨，把我打扮，但是不管怎麼樣
Remember, I'm still a guy
記住，我還是個男人
When you see a priceless French painting
當你看到一幅無價的法國名畫
I see a drunk, naked girl
我只看到一個喝醉的裸女
You think that ridin' a wild bull sounds crazy
你覺得騎著一頭野牛聽起來很瘋狂
And I'd like to give it a whirl
但是我會給他一個旋風（牛仔的繩圈暱稱為whirl)
Well love makes a man do some things he ain't proud of
愛的確讓個男人做些他不感到光榮的事
And in a weak moment I might walk your sissy dog, hold your purse at the mall
在一個無力的時刻我可能會遛你的娘砲狗，在百貨公司顧著你的錢包
But remember, I'm still a guy
但是記得，我還是個男人

And I'll pour out my heart
而我會傾我全部的心
Hold your hand in the car
在車內握著你的手
Write a love song that makes you cry
寫出一首讓你感動流淚的情歌
Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground
然後轉過身去打倒一個渾蛋
'Cause he copped a feel as you walked by
因為他在你走過時打亂了氣氛

I can hear you now talkin' to your friends
我能聽見你對你的朋友說
Saying, "Yeah girls he's come a long way"
說著：對啊，他算是進化了不少
From draggin' his knuckles and carryin' a club
從拖著他的拳頭與扛著一根木棒

And buildin' a fire in a cave
還有在山洞裡生火
But when you say a backrub means only a backrub
但是你說刷背，對我而言指是刷背
Then you swat my hand when I try
然後當我嘗試你卻猛拍我的手
Well now, what can I say at the end of the day
好吧，現在我能說甚麼？
Honey, I'm still a guy
親愛的，我還是個男人

And I'll pour out my heart
而我會傾我的全心
Hold your hand in the car
在車內握著你的手
Write a love song that makes you cry
寫出一首讓你流淚的情歌
Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground
然後轉過身去把個渾蛋打到在地
'Cause he copped a feel as you walked by
因為他在你走過時打亂了氣氛

These days there's dudes gettin' facials
這些日子有些男子開始做臉
Manicured, waxed and botoxed
修指甲，除毛，還有打肉毒桿菌
With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands
在那厚厚的小麥色皮膚噴劑以及抹滿乳液的手
You can't grip a tacklebox
你連個釣魚箱都握不住

Yeah ith all of these men linin' up to get neutered
對啊，這些男人排著隊想把自己閹掉
It's hip now to be feminized
娘化已經成為了流行
I don't highlight my hair
我不染我的頭髮
I've still got a pair
我還有一對蛋蛋
Yeah honey, I'm still a guy
對啊親愛的，我還是個男人
Oh my eyebrows ain't plucked
喔我的眉毛壓根兒沒修過
There's a gun in my truck
我的卡車裡有把槍
Oh thank God, I'm still a guy
感謝上帝，我還是個男人

大家一起來反娘化運動！

現在大家好像都比較吃潮流系，粗礦型的被說太野啊！

但真的對太喜歡打扮跟潮的傢伙感到反感，尤其當他們在那邊說－

現在是連男人也要保養打扮的年代！

話說台灣的哈士奇就是這樣？雖然有點像狼，但感覺長太俊俏，缺乏野性味，不過他們就是愛那一套= =

台灣土狗萬歲！！