大家應該知道《Puff the magic dragon》這首歌吧？不過最近我在搜歌詞的時候又發現了一首《Puff the Jewish dragon》，而且現在在歐美還挺流行！從名字和歌詞看起來就像是惡搞《Puff the magic dragon》 原來Puff是屬於猶太種族呀！
多的不說了，下面送上《猶太龍泡芙》的歌詞，有兩個版本的：

完整版：
PUFF THE JEWISH DRAGON
-Anonymous

PUFF THE JEWISH DRAGON, LIVED IN PALESTINE, ←“猶太龍泡芙，住在巴勒斯坦”這句歌詞最搞
AND FROLICKED IN THE SYNAGOGUE AND DRANK MANISCHEWITZ WINE.
LITTLE RABBI GOLDBERG LOVED THAT DRAGON PUFF,
AND FED HIM LOX AND MATZOH BALLS AND OTHER KOSHER STUFF.
THEN ONE DAY IT HAPPENED, PUFF WAS EATING PORK,
LITTLE RABBI GOLDBERG TOOK THAT DRAGON FOR A WALK.
GENTLY HE EXPLAINED THAT DRAGONS DON'T EAT MEAT
THAT COMES FROM LITTLE PIGGIES THAT HAVE DIRTY FILTHY FEET.
THEN PUFF BECAME BAR MITZVAH, PUT ON TEFILLIN EVERY DAY,
WRAPPED UP IN HIS TALLIS THAT'S THE WAY THAT HE WOULD PRAY;
MADE BRACHOS BEFORE EATING, BENCHED AFTER EVERY MEAL -
IMAGINE HOW RELIGIOUS IT MADE THAT DRAGON FEEL.
NOW THERE WERE SOME PEOPLE WHO DID THINGS JUST FOR SPITE.
THEY'D CURSE JEWS AND ATTACK THEM JUST TO GET INTO A FIGHT.
WHEN PUFF THE DRAGON SAW THIS, HE ROARED A MIGHTY ROAR -
NOW THOSE WICKED PEOPLE ARE NOT WITH US ANYMORE.
NOW PUFF THE JEWISH DRAGON FOUND HIMSELF A BRIDE,
NOW LITTLE KOSHER DRAGONS ARE HIS SOURCE OF JOY AND PRIDE.
THEY'LL GROW UP DOING MITZVAHS, LEARNING TORAH, PRAYING TOO,
WITH RABBI GOLDBERG TEACHING THEM WHAT KOSHER DRAGONS DO.
縮減版：
PUFF THE JEWISH DRAGON

Puff the Jewish Dragon lived in Palestine,
He frolicked in the chicken soup,
and drank Shapiro's wine.
Little Rabbi Goldberg
loved that rascal Puff,
He gave him lots of matzoh balls
and other Kosher stuff.
One day they went fishing
to catch gefilte fish.
It's Puff the Jewish Dragon's favorite kosher dish.
But one fine day it happened,
the Rabbi came no more.
And Puff the Jewish Dragon
had to buy it in the store!