荒廢劇場

i know ur type
you're geppetto's little boy
you're made of pine
you've got no morals to employ
cuz just one lie wouldn't be so wrong
but since you aren't a real boy
whenever you lie
your nose grows in size

CHORUS:
you know you wood boys lie bad
you know you wood boys lie bad
u were heading out to school but instead you flee'd
cause honest john the fox sang out Hi Diddle Dee Dee
you wood boys lie bad
you wood boys lie...

your act gets hype
people love when you sing
your song excites
the one about not having strings
but strombolli locks you up you're forced to sing your song
the blue fairy appears to console
but to her, oh you lie
and your nose grows in size

CHORUS:
you know you wood boys lie bad
you know you wood boys lie bad
u were hanging with strombolli couldn't get away
but were forgiven for lying to the blue fairy
you wood boys lie bad
you wood boys lie...

oh
honest john got a way with the boys in the place
trick em and they don't stand a chance

coachman take em a way with the boys in the back
take em to pleasure island yeah

they play pool there and smoke cigars
but they turn into an ass

pinnocchio wised up and he escaped
and found out his dad was being passed

(show diagram of gepetto being eaten and digested by a whale)

you know you wood boys lie bad
you know you wood boys lie bad
u were hanging in a whale cause of a crazy twist
your only friend's a cricket cause u couldn't resist
you wood boys lie bad
you wood boys lie...