Battlefield

Tony Soprano: Who ate all the gaba gule(sp?)?

Carmela Soprano: No more gaba gule for you, the doctor said its bad for you.

Tony Soprano: I dont give a fuc-

(Cuts to new scene in the ktichen)

Tony Soprano: You gonna get some gaba gule?

Carmela Soprano: What am i your servant? Fuc-

Tony Soprano: You know what? I dont need this sh-

Carmela Soprano: You want some gaba gule? Why dont you get it from one of your little Russian whor-

Tony Soprano: I'll tell you what, why dont you stop breaking my ball-

(Goes to scene in the therapist's office)

Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Lets talk about your anger, towards your mother.

Tony Soprano: Anger? Anger? Anger what?

Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Well your clearly angry at her.

Tony Soprano: Yeah no sh- ing genious insight you got, who are you fuc- en Ray Charles? Let me tell you something, i didnt have anger at her alright? I hated that f- itch, fuc-

Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Lets explore this.

Tony Soprano: I'll tell you what, you know what? Why dont you explore this (grabs crotch)- getting better things to do with my time than to sit around here all day chatting about my mother-

(Cuts to Tony with his head poking in the room from outside the door)

Tony Soprano: See you next week.

(Goes to scene at the dinner table)

Carmela Soprano: Meadow tell your father about your grades.

Meadow Soprano: Im not talking to him, hes a fuc-

Tony Soprano: Hey watch your fuc-

Meadow Soprano: You are a racist fuc-

Tony Soprano: Only in dating a mother- in to my house

Carmela Soprano: Tony!

Tony Soprano: You just try.

Carmela Soprano: Tony!

Tony Soprano: You bring that mother-

(Cuts to Meadow leaving out the front door)

Carmela Soprano: Well i hope your happy.

Tony Soprano: Wheres the gaba gule?

Carmela Soprano: Fuc-

(Cuts to new scene in Tony's office where a stripper comes in goes over to his lap and then it cuts to her leaving)

(Cuts to new scene in the office with a Mobster tied to a chair and Tony's mob members around him. Tony has a bat and swings it at his head.)

Mobster: Ahhhhh!

(Cuts to the Mobster with blood on his head)

Mobster: Tony please give me a chance, dont do this.

Tony Soprano: Shut up you fuc-

Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero: You miserable piece of shi-

Tony Soprano: Whats a matter with chu huh? You think you can fuc- He was a made man you rat fuc- I cant even look at cha, take em out Big Puss-

Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero: Pleasure.

(Cuts to the other mob members dragging the body outside)

Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero: Fuc-

Tony Soprano: Fuc- Fuc-

(Goes to scene in Tony's house where the mob members are around his dinner table)

Tony Soprano: Whos hungry?

Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I dont like to eat.

Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero: How about some nice gaba gulto.

Tony Soprano: Bullshi- We dont got any gaba gule ok? So shut the fuc-

Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero: Alright, alright, already why do ya gotta break my ball-

Tony Soprano: Fuc-

Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero: Fuc-

Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Fuc-

Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero: Fuc-

Tony Soprano: Fuc- Come on would ya fuc-

Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero: Fuc-

Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Fuc-

Tony Soprano: Ah! Fuc-