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A Complete History of the Soviet Union As Told By A Humble Worker,Arranged To The Melody Of Tetris
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原文歌詞：

To Moscow I came seeking fortune
But they’re making me work til I’m dead
The bourgeoisiehave it so easy
The Tsar’s putting gold on his bread
The people of Moscow are hungry
But think what a feast there could be
If we could create a socialist state
That cared for the people like me

I am the man who arranges the blocks
That descend upon me from up above.
They come down and I spin them around
Til they fit in the ground like hand in glove.
Sometimes it seems that to move blocks is fine
And the lines will be formed as they fall
Then I see that I have misjudged it!
I should not have nudged it after all.
Can I have a long one please?
Why must these infernal blocks tease?

I am the man who arranges the blocks
That continue to fall from up above.
Come Muscovite! Let the workers unite!
A collective regime of peace and love.
I work so hard in arranging the blocks
But the landlord and taxman bleed me dry
But the workers will rise! We will not compromise
For we know that the old regime must die.
Long live Lenin, kill the tsar!
We salute the sickle and star!


I am the man who arranges the blocks
That continue to fall from up above.
The food on your plate now belongs to the state
A collective regime of peace and love.
I have no choice in arranging the blocks
Under Bolshevik rule, what they say goes.
The rule of the game is we all are the same
And my blocks must create unbroken rows.
Long live Stalin! He loves you!
Sing these words, or you know what he’ll do…

I am the man who arranges the blocks
That are made by the men in Kazakhstan.
They come two weeks late and they don’t tessellate
But we’re working to Stalin’s five year plan.
I am the man who arranges the tanks
That will make all the Nazis keep away
The Fuhrer is dead, and Europe is Red!
Let us point all our guns at the USA.
We shall live forever more!
We can start a nuclear war!

I am the man who arranges the blocks
That are building a highly secret base.
Hip hip hurrah for the USSR!
We are sending our men to outer space.
I work so hard in arranging the blocks
But each night I go home to my wife in tears
What’s the point of it all, when you’re building a wall
And in front of your eyes it disappears?
Pointless work for pointless pay
This is one game I shall not play.

I am the man who arranges the blocks!
But tomorrow I think I’ll stay in bed.
The winter is cold, I’ve got plenty of gold
And I’m standing in line for a loaf of bread
Maybe we’d be better off
If we brought down Gorbachev

I am the man who arranges the blocks
That continue to fall from up above.
The markets are free! So much money for me!
Tell me, why should I care for peace and love?
The markets are free! So much money for me!
Tell me, why should I care for peace and love?
Peace and love, peace and love!

And now the wall is down, the Marxists frown
There’s foreign shops all over town
When in Red Square, well don’t despair
There’s Levi’s and McDonald’s there
The US gave us crystal meth
And Yeltsin drank himself to death
But now that Putin’s put the boot in,
Who’ll get in our way?

So we reject free enterprise
And once again the left will rise.
Prepare the flags to be unfurled
For we’re seceding from the world
We shall regain the Georgian soil
We shall obtain the Arctic oil
We shall arrange the blocks and toil
Forever and a day.

Game over.

中文翻譯：

我來到莫斯科為追求財富
但他們奴役我工作到死
資產階級日子過得舒適
沙皇享盡財富
而莫斯科的人民在挨餓
想想看 如能有一餐溫飽
只要我們能建立一個社會主義國家
會關心像我這樣的人

我就是那調整方塊的人
這些方塊從我頭上降下
他們落下 我旋轉調整它們
直到插進地面如手穿手套那樣剛好
有時調整方塊沒困難
而方塊們變成整齊的一行
然後我發現判斷錯誤了
或許我不應該去調整它
我可以要一個長的方塊嗎？
為何這些可恨的方塊在嘲笑我？

我就是那調整方塊的人
這些方塊繼續從天而降
莫斯科人民來吧！勞工大團結！
一個和平與愛的集體制度
我努力地調整方塊
地主和收稅員吸光我的血汗
但工人會崛起 我們絕不妥協
因為舊政權必須被推翻
列寧萬歲！幹掉沙皇！
我們向鐮刀和紅星敬禮！

我就是那調整方塊的人
這些方塊繼續從天而降
現在盤中飧屬於國家所有
一個和平與愛的集體制度
我別無選擇繼續調整方塊
共產黨統治下 他們說了算
遊戲規則大家都是一個樣
而我這個單位必須與整體配合
斯大林萬歲 他愛你
唱下去 不然他就給你好看！

我就是那調整方塊的人
這些方塊是哈薩克斯坦人製造
它們晚了兩星期又不合格
但在斯大林的五年計劃下努力
我就是那指揮坦克的人
將納粹軍隊全部掃除掉
元首死了！歐洲赤化了！
讓我們把槍口對準美國
我們將永垂不朽
我們有能力發動核戰

我就是那調整方塊的人
在建立個高度秘密基地
為蘇聯高呼三聲萬歲！
我們把人送到外太空
我天天努力調整方塊但每晚回家我流淚見妻
這到底有什麽用 建了柏林圍墻
而它卻在你眼前消失了？
毫無意義的工作和工資
我不想要再玩這個遊戲

我就是那調整方塊的人
但明天我想我會待床上
寒冷的冬季 我有很多黃金
我卻要為一塊麵包排隊伍
也許我們會過得更好
只要把戈爾巴喬夫拉下臺


我就是那調整方塊的人
這些方塊繼續從天而降
自由市場！我財富滿貫！
告訴我 為何要去管和平與愛？
自由市場！我財富滿貫！
告訴我 為何要去管和平與愛？
和平與愛 和平和愛！

現在柏林圍墻倒下 馬克思主義者皺眉
外國商店開滿全城
身在紅場時 也不要失望
有李維斯和麥當勞
美國給我們毒品麻煩
而葉利欽已酗酒而死
現在普京作風強硬
誰敢擋我們的路？

因此我們踢走自由企業
而左翼再次擡頭
快準備把旗幟展開
我們又要從世界分出去
我們將重獲 格魯吉亞領土
我們將取得北極石油
我們將再辛勞地 調整方塊直到永遠

遊戲結束